cnu's brain - Filed under 'education'

Doctorate for Sania Mirza?

"When I started to play tennis, I wanted to be a doctor. I had to choose between tennis and being a doctor and I chose tennis. Now, thanks to MGR University, both my dreams have come true," - These are the words of Sania Mirza when she got the honorary doctorate from MGR University. MGR University is known for these doctorates (they were the ones who gave doctorate to actor Vijay). She doesn't even know that a medical doctor is totally different from the honorary doctorate these universities give to celibrities.

What has happened to the University? BTW who gave the stinky college a deemed university status? They should be thrown behind bars or better, bars should be driven behind them. What did Sania Mirza do to get a doctorate. Maybe for her research on the "Corelation between the length of the skirt and the amount of panties shown"?

If getting a doctorate was so easy, I could very well use my doctorate certificate I got from Thunderwood College. I have attached the certificate for others to verify. Now all that is remaining is to get a job in Google.

And if I remember right, there was some law passed which states that all colleges/universities mustn't give away such worthless honorary doctorates to celibrities. What did happen to it? Was it passed?

Delhi Public School girls on Traditional Day

Got this as a forward from a friend about some kind of a Traditional Day at Delhi Public School. These pics made me wonder "Oh My God. I have wasted nearly 12 years of school education". But there were some points which I noticed and would like to see if someone could give an explanation to that.

Why do most of the girls turn away from the camera? If they want to show of their bare back, then someone must tell the girls that they have bared the wrong side of their body.
Some of the pics with two girls makes me wonder whether the government legalised homosexuality?
There is a girl in the green saree who is in 8 pics and with a different partner(s) in each pic. Does any of the guy/girl there know that she is with so many people?
The girl holding the camera in the 15th pic who either must have gotten her grandmom's blouse or must have the hooks off.
There is a guy who is kissed by two girls. Almost every guy there is with more than one girl. How do they do it?

There are many more unanswered questions which I don't want to write down here.

Anyway, some of you must be happy to hear that 22 years of my life were wasted. If someone can help me in making the rest of my live better, do please contact me.