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Amazing Latte Art Printer

Found this on reddit.


Done just with a plotter bought off ebay.

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Posted February 4, 2009
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Hot water + (-21F)

This is a cool effect



Too bad I can't do that here in Chennai.

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Posted February 2, 2009
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Minimum training requirements for visa application for foreigners in India

Today morning which going to work, I saw near Avichi (a school near my place) was the Matha Amrithanantha Mayi's Trust (or Centre) and it seems she has come Chennai for two days. There were some vans parked on the road and some crowd near the place. Sitting in the front seat of the bus, I could see two foreigners trying to cross the road. Infact they were jaywalkng and one girl was afraid to even stand near the median. The other girl was brave and was pulling her away from the safe haven towards the side of the road.

All of this happened with a car and auto trying to have a race of "who would hit the girls first". I was amazed how the girls crossed the road as they probably wouldn't have experienced such random traffic in their country. I also pity the other girl who hesitated as she wouldn't stand a day alone without another local person helping her out with auto fares. That was when I thought that perhaps the embassy of their country should have some sort of training or simulation which the person must pass in order to get a visa.

The training should include things like:

  • basic knowledge of the seating arrangement in buses in various cities
  • rigourous training in crossing/walking on the streets and roads
  • training (and special license) to drive indian roads - especially during/after rain and flood, with buffaloes, cattle and other living human beings, etc
  • boarding a bus - like knowing to stand about 15 feet away from the bus stop so that you don't have to run behind the bus when the driver decides apply brakes a little later than needed
  • and most of all learning to catch an auto and getting away with a reasonable amount as fare. 

Of course this is only a beginner course, but this should be enough for a brief trip of a week or two. Anyway the real fun is to learn from experience. So, once you come here maybe you can ask some friends for some more tips about living (surviving and not going broke) in India.

Please leave comments if you think I have left out any training or tips.

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Posted January 21, 2009
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How to convice anyone

I was reading Scott Adam's book "Stick to drawing comics, Monkey Brain" and in one chapter he was telling about how some people are so adamant that they wouldn't change themselves for anything. The one way to make them believe the other way is to ridicule/mock them.

Here is his exact quote:

I have never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts, but I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I have been in many situations where many of my friends don't accept what I say. I usually end up teasing them for their beliefs. But I should learn to apply this rule a little earlier in the argument.

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Posted January 21, 2009
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Dreams

After all the weird dreams I get, I think am going to try practicing Lucid Dreaming someday.

 
 

via 909sickle.com on 1/20/09

Dreams

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Posted January 20, 2009
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Do I have a bot for a friend

I have a friend who I am pretty sure was human during the 4 years in college. But some days when I am back from lunch, I get a message from her.

(01:31:16 IST) sumi_kavi2000: hi
(01:31:20 IST) sumi_kavi2000: enna panura
(01:31:23 IST) sumi_kavi2000: h r u

It is always this exact three messages and I always get it after 1 PM and I get no reply back from her. I am beginning to worry whether she volunteered in some mad scientist experiment causing her to become a Robot. If anyone knows what happened to her please let me know - I would like to have a pet robot for my own some day.

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Posted January 20, 2009
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Which side of the road to walk?

This has always been a point of argument with me and some of my friends when I walk with them. To understand this, you should have been to some place in India and tried walking on the roads (my experiences come mostly from Chennai). Indian roads are generally known for its bad drivers who has no lane discipline or the need for stopping before the stop line. Add some people walking on the roads and you get a classic problem of who has the right-of-way.

This might make some of you to wonder as to why can't people use the sidewalk (or pavement/footpath). The problem is, India isn't like most of the other countries. The sidewalk is filled with small shops which sell toys, rubber bands, bangles, etc., to the abundant deposit of urea caused by men taking a leak even as you stare at them with disgust. Sometime when the traffic is very high, this space is also taken up by bikes trying to reach the signal before the suckers who use the road. Also only some of the main roads have sidewalk and all the small streets and roads only have to make do with the fine dust laden road side.

So you have a to get down on to the street along with the other bikes and autos. Now that you have a rough understanding of the way Indian roads are used, walking on which side of the road gives you a higher probability of reaching your destination safely?

When I was a child, my father had always told me to walk on the right side of the road as it gives you a clear view of the vehicle which is going to hit you. This gives you two advantages:

  1. You can jump out of the vehicles' path as you can see it trying to mow you down before the sleeping driver realises that he is going to use a live human as a brake.
  2. If you are not fast enough to jump away, you can atleast get to see stunningly beautiful girl who drove the car and the license plate number (provided you don't get amnesia).
However many of my friends have a different view. They think/argue/fight that you should walk along with the other traffic. Reason being, on this side of the road, the driver gets to see that there is a stupid person speaking/texting on the cell phone, who doesn't care that he is walking in the middle of the road. On seeing this, they would stop just before them, wait till they walked to a considerable distance (so that he can hit the gas and ram them down and make sure they don't escape with just amnesia).

I am fine by their views as long as the driver does his job properly.

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Posted January 19, 2009
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List of things I hate to share

When we went to Ahmedabad, I found a nice pair of earphones in the iStore and bought it out as the one with my iPod was all gone (the rubber padding was totally gone). I was very happy with the earphone (a bit big for my ears) but superb quality and good bass.
Then one day at work, someone took the earphone which then went on to someone else. I was constantly thinking of getting the earphone from the person before leaving, but couldn't. All because he chose to leave work a bit earlier and found that I wouldn't see the earphone for nearly 5 days as it happened on a friday and he wouldn't come till wednesday and I was off on wednesday. I atlast got the earphone and it had one of its soft sponge missing. Without it it would be awkward to wear it and also it affects the effect.
I need to make a mental note to self that I clearly tell people that I don't like sharing some of my stuff. Some of the things that I don't want to share are the things are new. Here is a quick list of stuff (not complete - subject to change any time in the future)

  • Any new books and magazines
  • Discs - especially if it is the only copy (or came free with a magazine)
  • Electronics items - MP3 player, laptop, computer, speakers, (portable) hard drives, etc (that reminds me of my modem which I lend a few years back)
  • Comb - Never ask for my comb. Never take it even if I weren't nearby to protect it
  • Phone - even the battery or sim (unless you got a sim with better plan)
So, if any one you reading this have borrowed anything from me, please return it back before I blog about you too. On the other hand here are some of the things I would be more than happy to give to someone else - problems caused by colleagues and some friends, shopping for my dress (if only I could get a clone for this), my phone bills, visiting my relatives, etc.

Leave a comment here about the things which you don't like to share? So that I can be sure to be extra careful when asking you for it.

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Posted January 17, 2009
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Girls Piss Me Off

Found this on Craigslist (thru reddit):
This is sooooo true. Happened to me so many times with so many girls.

Girls Piss Me Off


Date: 2005-10-17, 2:37AM PDT


I swear that if I wasn't sexually attracted to girls that I'd be gay. At least guys make sense most the time.

First off, girls just talk way too much. When you're with your other girlfriends, go ahead and talk about whatever the fuck you want. I don't care. But why exactly do you think that I care about the kind of day that your sisters co-workers dog had? Your sister is nice enough, but I don't know her co-worker and I certainly don't know her dog. So why the fuck are you telling me this story? I don't care! If you have something worth talking about, then I can enjoy engaging you in a meaningful conversation. But before you start talking to me about some of the inane frivolous shit that you talk to your girlfriends about, first ask yourself "Does this have a point?". Because if it doesn't I'm just going to smile, and nod, and zone out and you'll get mad because I'm not listening to your retarded shit!

Stop over complicating everything. There isn't an ulterior motive or hidden meaning in every other sentance. Unless, I suppose, it's coming out of the mouth of another woman. Because you ladies never can seem to say what you actually mean. You have this weird secret code that you love to try and crack and expect us guys to be able to get in on your stupid game. Guys aren't like that. Rarely rarely RARELY will you ever have to figure out what a guy is actually saying. We say what we mean. Girls have such a skewed sense of logic that this simple concept is often lost on them. When you go searching for some deeper meaning that isn't there, you're just committing to an act of futility. In the end you wind up making up some bullshit and believing that it must be true and acting on that false reality and making a mess of something for no apparent reason other than the fact that you're in-fucking-sane.

Stop getting upset at guys for trying to help solve your problems. That's what guys do. You present us with a problem, we're going to try and fix it. It's in our fucking nature. I know it's in your nature to want to talk about everything, but if you're going to bring up your problems to a guy, expect that he's going to try and do something about it or give you advice. Women always bitch that guys don't listen. It's not that we don't listen, we just don't understand why you're bringing up your problems if you don't want us to do something about it. We're not as empathetic as your girlfriends, so if you want empathy, go to them. Likewise, if guys have a problem, they'll probably only bring it up if they need help or advice. Many women will bitch that guys don't talk enough. It's not that guys don't talk, it's just that your empathy doesn't help solve our problems when we do talk.

One of the most insanely frustrating things about women is the constant reassurance. No, you're not fat. If you were fat you wouldn't be able to fit into that size 2 dress. And yes, you look good. Guys wouldn't be giving you free shit if you were ugly. (There's an ulterior fucking motive for you. Hint: They're not giving you free stuff just to be sweet.) It's so frustrating having to constantly answer those questions, only to not be believed. It's like trying to convince someone that the sky is blue. You're not blind, you're not even color blind. You can see that the sky is blue. Yet you continue to ask what color the sky is. I tell you it's blue. I know that you know what color blue is. And even though I've told you that the sky is blue about fifty-million times, you still have to ask because...I don't know...maybe it's not blue today. The sky is fucking blue goddammit! You're not fucking fat! You're not fucking ugly! You know it, I know it, everyone fucking knows it!

And fuck all you ultra-hot girls that bitch about the most retarded things. Yeah, all men are fucking pigs because they stare at your boobs. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you're wearing a skin tight low cut shirt that has 'Bebe' printed across your boobs... one 'Be' per boob. It's totally unfair that you have to put up with guys staring at you all the time just because you like to look sexy. And boo hoo, it's so hard for you to meet a nice guy. Well actually it isn't, because the shoulder your crying on belongs to a nice guy. He's the one that puts up with all your stupid shit. And yet you some how end up with all the assholes. I'm sure that it has nothing to do with the fact that you're holding out for a six foot tall alpha-male fire fighter with a trust fund.

And finally, yay for you. You sold a freezer to some eskimos. Congratulations on being the hot sales rep. We're all very proud of you for being able to have a nice ass while the rest of us actually have to work for a living. And we're all so excited to see your new diamond jewelry. Your ability to date another rich fucktard that will shower you with expensive bobbles is commendable. And I'll be so surprised and sorry for you when he dumps you for the next hot girl. Because I really thought that materialistic trophy bagger was in love with you. But I'm happy to hear that you wrecked your fifth car while multi-tasking between your cell phone and doing your make up in the mirror. Your dedication to enforcing the stereotype of women drivers is nothing short of awe inspiring. And you're right, I was being a shallow douchebag when I commented on the hotness of Eva Longoria. So lets go see that movie where Johnny Depp makes out with Orlando Bloom on Brad Pitts abs. I know you've been dying to see that one.

Girls...you piss me the fuck off. You do stupid shit and manage to get away with it. You can be the most annoying idiots in the world. Your sense of logic and common sense seems to be a rare gift rather than a common trait. And yet I'm uncontrollably attracted to you. And that's quite possibly the most frustrating thing of all.
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Posted January 14, 2009
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Satyam employee's mail about the recent scam

I got a mail from my friend about some forwarded mail from a Satyam Employee about the recent scam by its Ex-CEO Ramalinga Raju.
I have reproduced the mail as is, followed by the things that I felt immediately on reading it.

Disclaimer: I do not work in Satyam or any of the big IT companies in India. I work for a small startup and these are my own views and not my employers'.

Its written by a Satyam employee:

At a time when almost 90% of my Satyam friends are cribbing about the fraud and betrayal by Ramalinga Raju, I have a slightly different opinion. It's bold of me to write this in black and white but this comes straight from my heart and experience.

Let me start by quoting an example of 2006. Most of my friends were unemployed with 50-60% plus marks in BTech, with a degree from an average University and hunting madly for a job. Whether people accept it today or not but the truth remains that Satyam was the ONLY saviour and the only mass recruiter who was ready to accept students who had back logs but had cleared them and also it did not put a very strict minimum marks criterion. And this was true not only for my small college at Lucknow but also those across India . Satyam is the fourth largest in IT in India. Looking at India's population I really want to thank Raju for giving some 54000 Indians jobs atleast for all these years . He was the reason for the revival of confidence and the reason for the bread and butter for many a families.

Satyam training was renowned all over India. Their STC training centre created numerous love stories and unexpected rekindling of a youthful environment where girls and boys were more indepenent than their college days . I remember most of my Satyam friends felt that they made better friends at Satyam's three to six months training than those in the four years of BTech.

Unfortunately people forget to thank God in sad times . I understand that what Raju did is deplorable and unpardonable. He should have treated business more formally and not dealt with it like a family affair . He should have been strict a couple of months or years before itself. Why did he hire so many non potential candidates and keep them on bench? When were the managers and the team mates last told that if they dont work hard, they will lose their job? Business cannot be run lousily.

I have been staying with some 200 odd girls for the last 2 years and many of them are from Satyam. Moreover I network a lot and I have lots of male friends at Satyam . I have seen how people tail gate to Satyam, how they give their swipe cards to others to swipe it on their behalf , how female employees have gone home sharp at 6am irrespective of when they landed at office, how employees sit at home for months at a stretch, prepare for all kind of post graduate entrance exams and still enjoy a full month's pay, how often they went for movies at local theatres at office hours, how often employees went to office just to sign on registers in the morning and at evening, how often they faked their certificates , how often they put unlimited fake medical and house rental bills.

How can we blame just one man when EACH AND EVERY person was disloyal ? How can we exclude Auditors like PwC ? How can we exclude the Board of Directors who have washed their hands off so clean? How can we exclude banks who gave hefty loans without true verfication? How can we exclude the Chief Minister of AP who allowed leniency for Raju's fellow businessman? How can we exclude managers who were never able to trace which bench employee under him had been away from office for how long ?

Yet how can people forget this is the same man whose ideas and potentials gave them an identity for the past several years? How many couples found the right match at an IT industry , courtesy Satyam and how many Andhra farmers benefited from their crores of investments in Satyam shares .How can people forget that Satyam launched its offices right at the doorsteps of a residential colony, where people can simply walk to work ?

The most gruesome experience that I can recollect was when a Satyam tag wearing person was waiting to attend an interview and I overheard him saying that he was in a business meeting at the My Home Satyam ( Madhapur) office when he was sitting right infront of me at a totally different company. When employees themselves show such a lousy attitude and dont care a damn for the brand that they carry around their neck, how can they expect others to care?

I am not saying that ALL Satyam employees are bad. I have known very dedicated people too, but my point is very clear, before pointing fingers at others, introspect .There are thousands of people who have completed certifications at the cost of Satyam, got trained at Satyam. Satyam made several freshers stand on their feet to get better jobs elsewhere across the globe and attain onsite exposure through Satyam.

What Raju did was to keep the business of Satyam going at any cost. I see a very smart man in him when he understood that he should rather accept his mistake than be caught by the USA laws . I see a selfish father in him too that he put a lot at stake for Maytas. However, he resigned with a lot of dignity and his letter of resignation shows humility. It takes a mammoth amount of courage to accept your mistake in public at a time when the media is ready to blow everything out of proportion. If humans dont make mistakes who else would ?


My last salute to this man is for creating such mass employment in India for 57k employees and 57k families when even opening a beetle(pan) shop in a lane in India is a challenge !! Thanks to him for creating income for all the thousands of families who benefited through food chains, the tiffin wallahs, the transport people and all those who made money by renting their houses.

I read he donated Rs 12000 crores from his personal pocket to give the January salary of his Satyam employees. Today Satyamites call Raju a FRAUD. The true and loyal Satyamites surely have all the reasons to say this word. But all the rest who sucked every rupee out of Satyam without doing any value addition need to understand - who was a bigger fraud.

Total Bull Crap.

First, this person doesn't know about running a services business in India. Having people in bench is very important for such companies(I am not cynical here). They have so many clients and god knows when a group of engineers need to be put into action. It is not wise or possible to go and search/hire people after a client has signed up. I tell this because I know the experience of working at multiple clients deadlines at the same time.

Second, he idolizes Raju. There is a special group inside Satyam who keep supporting Raju for whatever he does. There was even some website which was supporting him (http://www.ramalingaraju.com/ - now down)

Third, he says as if Raju was the key person for giving jobs to the 54000 people, even though they were a failure in college. It is not because he was a very kind person or was the follower of Mother Teresa. It is because, hiring all engineering graduates (whatever their marks were) was the only cost effective way to run the company. If all the IT majors in India say that they will only hire 90% or higher, then their workforce would be only 5000 (all companies together). Population is the major advantage for Indians and these IT companies clearly know how to use it to the advantage.
It can also be reworded as "the work that a 20 member team in India does is equivalent to the work that a 3 member startup in Sillicon Valley will do (in less than half the time)"

And finally, he says that everyone is to be blamed. Especially the engineers who sit around and watch movies during office hour.
Actually, I would blame Raju (and the board/top level management). They should be clear in the rules and company policy. Having a 10 employee company is like a local rowdy gang. No need of any rules. No need to keep track of the employees. But having a 50K personal organisation is like a military. Military should be strict. If it weren't, then the general is only to be blamed. There is no use blaming the freshly recruited soldier.

And about the employee who was lying about a meeting when he was sitting for another interview, this is what happens when you don't run your company properly. If your employees are not satisfied, people will go to greener pastures. It can happen in any company. Small or big.

These are the things I felt and I know that most of you might have some alternative view points which may prove me wrong. Please leave a comment below about what you think of the mail and my reply.

Update: One of my friends pointed out that he probably is a she.

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Posted January 14, 2009
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